dolphins cool website

hi im seven im super rad

this sucks because i dont know html just bare with me until i figure it out heres my carrd it has mostly the same shit in it this is like slightly cooler though because its a really ugly awful website which is way funnier than an ok website with a background that still has the stock image watermarks on it

my socials are @yareyaredolphin on almost everything and dolphin#4614 on discord feel free to shoot me a message praising me for my rad web design skills

this website is mostly useful for the following:

  1. convincing various and numerous bitches to have sex with me (once they see this they will never speak to me again)
  2. figuring out html it isnt that hard but my memory fucking sucks so i keep having to go back to remember things and its really annoying
  3. showing people the shit i like and how rad i am so i dont have to write it all out every time
  4. even though i could just use carrd
  5. look just trust me this is a better idea
  6. because you can do more with it if you know what youre doing
  7. which i dont
  8. this isnt even a list anymore
  9. How to Patch and Repair Drywall

    10. MIND CONTROL ZONE

    youre so jealous of my coding skills (it has been exactly one day and i know next to nothing)
    you have successfully been mind controlled into being jealous have a nice day

    would you believe i thought i would be a video game developer when i was like 9

    actually now that i think about it i totally could be watch out guys toby fox 2 coming through out of my way no flash photography please my shades are too rad and shiny the light will reflect off of them and blind you stay 10 feet away at all times dont tap the glass you know the deal

    im not done with 90 percent of this and i know the idea of this whole thing is to be somewhat awful but you cant blame me if this website is especially awful at the moment because its a work in progress